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TOPIC: Does TM have a brain?
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Oct 17 2010 6:40 pm
From: "Edward Dolan"
"His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle"
<comandante.banana@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:736b22f0-e21f-4ed4-a62f-e79cd75ff56b@l20g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
[...]
> You freaked me out. So there's nobody stopping him from blowing up our
mind and twisting any logic we may try. And he's so erratic in the
Bible that we never know what's next. That god is so powerful he can
make a wife bark like a dog, and the dog act like a wife.
When referring to God in whatever person, the pronoun should be capitalized,
you g.d. fucking idiot! I only regret that the Devil, when he made you, did
not give you a brain!
Fucking Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Oct 17 2010 6:45 pm
From: don@manx.misty.com (Don Klipstein)
In article <i9flpg$va1$1@news.eternal-september.org>, Tom Sherman °_° wrote:
>On 10/17/2010 2:57 PM, Mrs Irish Mike wrote:
>> On Oct 16, 8:02 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey& the Spirits of
>> the Jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>> God is omnipotent.[...]
>
>Can God create a rock so big he cannot lift it?
Usually, this is stated as questioning whether or not God can create a
rock so big that God cannot destroy it.
As a result, this gets used against God by proving that according to
Earthly rules there is no such thing as a "god" that is so supremely
powerful to extent of both being able to destroy everything that such a
"god" creates, as well as being able to create something that such a "god"
cannot destroy. As in proving an impossibility that by Earthly logic
even God cannot overcome, is supposed to be proof that God does not exist.
However, I see how even God exists despite inability to overcome an
obstacle that according to "Earthling logic" not even the most supreme
combination of beings in the universe can overcome.
For that matter, Isaac Asimov (I hope I spelled that correctly) is a
fravored theologian of mine, due to writing a "short story" describing God
(as I see this) as something weaker. The "short story" here is "The Last
Question".
According to this "short story", the "Last Question" is, "How does one
reverse entropy?". In this story, the advancement of computers fails to
answer this question, even when the Sun burns out, even when all other
stars in the universe burn out.
So, when all the stars in the universe supporting inhabitable
planets burn out, all the souls of deceased "intelligent" life forms
coalesce into a club, becoming realizing that the collective "knows
everything".
And, a latecomer "smart-aleck" soul approaches the "collective" and
asks,
"If you Know Everything - answer this one! How to reverse entropy?"
Then, the soft-"neon"-glowing collective of souls invites the latecomer
"smart-aleck" in. A voice from the collective says, "We need you", or
something to effect of needing all including the latecoming "smart-aleck".
After that, the "neon-glowing" collective throbs and pulsates and has
white-hot waves rippling through it, in effort to answer "The Last
Question".
The latecomer soul allows to be merged into the collective as the
collective pulsates etc. to answer the "recurring question" by the
latecomer "smart-aleck" soul...
As a result, the collective including "the last latecomer soul" as a
colective says, with a great big booming voice, "This Is Best Answered
By Demonstration - LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
And KABOOM - plenty of photons, mostly high temperature, and
multimegagigatonnage of matter for that matter!
--
- Don Klipstein (don@misty.com)
== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Oct 17 2010 6:51 pm
From: "Edward Dolan"
"His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle"
<comandante.banana@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:08e82677-29dc-4d1c-8cb5-2fb2025add18@i5g2000yqe.googlegroups.com...
[...]
> This is meant to represent our tendency to vote for candidates with
"pretty families." Who the fuck cares? The day YOU run for president
and can change our PREDATORY RULES OF THE ROADS, you'll have my full
support.
> In the meantime, God gets an F.
I charge TM with being the greatest asshole bore ever to infest Usenet. But
I can't help feeling sorry for the poor crazy bastard. After all, he doesn't
know any better, being the imbecile that he is. Folks, you cannot learn to
be this stupid, you have to be born to it.
TM needs to confine himself to just a couple of threads at most since all he
ever does is just post the same old shit over and over. It is also
incredibly stupid of him to think that anyone in this day and age is going
to relate to his animal metaphors. Where does such stupidity come from?
The most absurd of all his posts are his religious rants. My God, this poor
benighted moron is way too stupid to ever grasp anything as abstract as
religion. I think he might be able to grasp a monkey's ass and/or cock, but
surely that is it.
TM is nothing but a poor crazy bastard and if anyone wants to put him out of
his misery, he will have my blessing. But surely there is some motorist in
Florida who will accommodate us. And the sooner the better!
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Oct 17 2010 7:16 pm
From: "Edward Dolan"
"Don Klipstein" <don@manx.misty.com> wrote in message
news:slrnibn9lc.71g.don@manx.misty.com...
> In article <i9flpg$va1$1@news.eternal-september.org>, Tom Sherman °_°
> wrote:
>>On 10/17/2010 2:57 PM, Mrs Irish Mike wrote:
>>> On Oct 16, 8:02 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey& the Spirits of
>>> the Jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> God is omnipotent.[...]
>>
>>Can God create a rock so big he cannot lift it?
>
> Usually, this is stated as questioning whether or not God can create a
> rock so big that God cannot destroy it.
>
> As a result, this gets used against God by proving that according to
> Earthly rules there is no such thing as a "god" that is so supremely
> powerful to extent of both being able to destroy everything that such a
> "god" creates, as well as being able to create something that such a "god"
> cannot destroy. As in proving an impossibility that by Earthly logic
> even God cannot overcome, is supposed to be proof that God does not exist.
>
> However, I see how even God exists despite inability to overcome an
> obstacle that according to "Earthling logic" not even the most supreme
> combination of beings in the universe can overcome.
>
> For that matter, Isaac Asimov (I hope I spelled that correctly) is a
> fravored theologian of mine, due to writing a "short story" describing God
> (as I see this) as something weaker. The "short story" here is "The Last
> Question".
>
> According to this "short story", the "Last Question" is, "How does one
> reverse entropy?". In this story, the advancement of computers fails to
> answer this question, even when the Sun burns out, even when all other
> stars in the universe burn out.
>
> So, when all the stars in the universe supporting inhabitable
> planets burn out, all the souls of deceased "intelligent" life forms
> coalesce into a club, becoming realizing that the collective "knows
> everything".
>
> And, a latecomer "smart-aleck" soul approaches the "collective" and
> asks,
>
> "If you Know Everything - answer this one! How to reverse entropy?"
>
> Then, the soft-"neon"-glowing collective of souls invites the latecomer
> "smart-aleck" in. A voice from the collective says, "We need you", or
> something to effect of needing all including the latecoming "smart-aleck".
>
> After that, the "neon-glowing" collective throbs and pulsates and has
> white-hot waves rippling through it, in effort to answer "The Last
> Question".
>
> The latecomer soul allows to be merged into the collective as the
> collective pulsates etc. to answer the "recurring question" by the
> latecomer "smart-aleck" soul...
>
> As a result, the collective including "the last latecomer soul" as a
> colective says, with a great big booming voice, "This Is Best Answered
> By Demonstration - LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
>
> And KABOOM - plenty of photons, mostly high temperature, and
> multimegagigatonnage of matter for that matter!
Way too long a post, Don. Keep your posts short and to the point. No one
here will read a post more than a few short paragraphs.
Asimov was a science fiction writer and that is all he was. If you would
like to read something serious about the weakness of God, I suggest the
novelist who described God as a carpenter, but not a perfect carpenter.
Unfortunately, I cannot think of the name of the novelist (I think he was a
Scandinavian though) nor the name of the novel, but I do remember that it
impressed the hell out of me when I was a college student in another
lifetime. Alzheimer's anyone?
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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