Friday, September 4, 2015

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wilma6116@gmail.com: Sep 03 08:54PM -0700


> We really need to get some sort of enjoyment out of this shit.
 
And that is why I am trying to start a new kind of company.
 
I am good at keep phone solicitors on the line. I get an enjoyment from wasting their time. I especial feel good when I get the supervisor in on the call.
 
Once I get their attention and trust, I start to hint that being a phone solicitor is not what anyone's parents dreamed for their child. I have had operators promise they would quit their job and countless others who wept openly as we spoke.
 
The more time I have a solicitor on the line, the less time he has to bother other people.
 
sometimes I feel guilty about being such a PIA. And that's where my business comes in.
 
For $20 I promise to harass phone solicitors for a total of one hour. I look forward to keeping busy and to hire additional harassers. I could hire an entire army of people who provide themselves in driving phone salesmen into contemplating suicide.
 
If enough people were highly paid harassers, soon the companies would be spending all their time dealing with time wasters. Morale would plummet and a new era of peace would soon reign across the land. Thank you!
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