Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Digest for misc.consumers.frugal-living@googlegroups.com - 4 updates in 2 topics

hchickpea@hotmail.com: Nov 28 12:32PM -0600


>I gotta take a shower but I don't wanna kill the cricket and I can't get it to jump out, what I do ?
 
(for future reference)
 
Make a tiny bar of soap?
Dennis <dgw80@hotmail.com>: Nov 28 11:43AM -0800


>>I gotta take a shower but I don't wanna kill the cricket and I can't get it to jump out, what I do ?
 
>(for future reference)
 
>Make a tiny bar of soap?
 
Or a tiny top hat and tails?
 
Dennis (evil)
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"There is a fine line between participation and mockery" - Wally
hchickpea@hotmail.com: Nov 28 02:12PM -0600


>>Make a tiny bar of soap?
 
>Or a tiny top hat and tails?
 
>Dennis (evil)
 
Or an itsy bitsy guitar or drum set?
 
Beaver-fever: "I need someone for a power of attorney."
 
Jiminy: "Chirp?"
 
Beaver-fever: "Someone who can leap over obstacles with a single bound."
 
Jiminy: "Chirp?"
 
Beaver-fever: "Somebody who isn't afraid to speak up!"
 
Jiminy: "Chirp?"
 
Beaver-fever: "Someone able to defend themself against predatory lawyers."
 
Jiminy: "Chirp?"
 
Lawyer: "Ribbit. <flick> Burp!"
hchickpea@hotmail.com: Nov 28 12:29PM -0600

>you die late, maybe that's a good thing, maybe it's a bad thing, depending
>on how one looks at it.
 
> Michael
 
Meh. I've known when I'm supposed to die for years. (Don't ask how, it wouldn't
apply to you anyway) It is amazingly freeing. The real trick is to live a good
and productive life where you continue to grow and learn and have fun. Obsessing
on an expiration date or how it all will end takes all the fun out.
 
One thing I do find particularly fun is running up against some doctor who
claims "If you don't take these pills, you won't be able to live to 100." It
can really piss them off when their fear game gets short-circuited.
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