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- My girlfriend exploded during sex - 1 Update
| Derald <derald@invalid.net>: Mar 13 01:59PM -0500 >What would you do? Get the choice cuts and organ meat into the freezer as quickly as possible, while still fresh. HTH, -- Derald ...the only traits that are passed down in your family are perversity, ego-centrism, laziness and sociopathic tendencies. --Lynn Barton, Filedheacht Music School, East Bridgewater, MA July, 2016 |
| The Real Bev <bashley101@gmail.com>: Mar 12 08:38PM -0700 On 03/11/2018 08:09 PM, Derald wrote: > see it, a great benefit of growing ones own fruit is the ability to wait > until it's really ripe before picking. Ironically, I don't really like > fruit: Not enough sugar, I suppose ;-) My grandma grew plants with tiny round berries. She picked them a little early and set them on the windowsill over the sink to ripen. REALLY sweet. Shastas (they're the commercial conical ones, right?) used to be good, but they seem to have bred in some sturdiness and bred out some sweetness. The big flattish ones were always awful. >>Night Critter (probably a possum) doesn't get them. > I grow tomatoes only occasionally. Most often a so-called > "heirloom" variety such as beefsteak, Homestead or Mortgage-lifter. I have to grow them in pots, and full-size tomatoes were never worth the trouble, much less the water. Maybe one pitiful one per plant, if that. -- Cheers, Bev " While in high school, we were encouraged to keep a daily journal. I never liked it, especially when early on I realized that anybody could find it and read it. Fortunately, the jury never saw it." -- Anonymous, for obvious reasons |
| hchickpea@hotmail.com: Mar 13 12:17PM -0500 >Yep. One more cup of coffee and I'm out to the garden. Got >strawberries to pick this morning and peas to plant RSN while the >weather's still kind of cool. Hmmm. My various starts are either still on the grow shelves or had to be taken in because of frost. Tradition is that one can't plant safely here until the week of Easter, and it has been true every year I have paid attention. I gave up the big garden here because it just wasn't financially practical. I now grow in containers on the back deck, where the deer and groundhog can't reach. Trying shallots this year, as the prices in the store are always outrageous for them. |
| Richard_h23@unlisted.com: Mar 13 03:29AM -0600 My girlfriend exploded during sex. We have been dating since High School, and planned to marry. On Saturday night, we were having sex and suddenly she exploded. There were pieces of her spread all over the floor, walls and ceiling. My doctor told me I have an exceptionally large penis, and he warned me about being careful when I use it. But I never expected this to happen. I'm worried about getting arrested for murder, but this was not intentional. I didn't even know this could happen. All I remember is we were both having a climax, when I heard a loud blast and felt an explosion below my body. Moments later I was laying on sheets and covered with blood and body parts. I have not yet contacted the police. I am scared what will happen. Maybe I should leave the country, and not say a word about it to anyone. What would you do? |
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