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* What was the point of Jesus riding an ass, looking like an ass? - 2 messages,
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* Do you know what would happen if you gave a bunch of bananas to a bunch of
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TOPIC: What was the point of Jesus riding an ass, looking like an ass?
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Wed, Apr 14 2010 10:59 pm
From: don@manx.misty.com (Don Klipstein)
In <0389816f-99fd-4d42-9e7a-90f50a8a70e4@30g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>,
TibetanMonkey, Originator of the Banana Kung-Fu wrote:
>On Apr 13, 10:18 pm, d...@manx.misty.com (Don Klipstein) wrote:
>> In <d5a655ce-461b-4392-9bac-b04a346d6...@u34g2000yqu.googlegroups.com>,
>> TibetanMonkey, Originator of the Banana Kung-Fu wrote:
>>
>> >I must confess that Jesus riding a British classic bicycle would have
>> >commanded my respect, but him riding an ass!?
>>
>> >On Apr 12, 10:22 pm, kenny <kmacad...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> hey i'm new to the group and as i browsed through the recent
>> >> discussions i thought i'd top this one off with a funny picture from
>> >> a kid's christian coloring book....
>>
>> >>http://bobhockey.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/jesus_riding_dinosaur1.jpg
>>
>> >Jesus! He sure would have impressed more people by riding a dinosaur
>> >than by riding an ass.
>>
>> >And then what was the point of him riding an ass, looking like an ass?
>>
>> >You know what I think? THEY ARE COMPULSIVE LIARS!
>>
>> What makes one think that Jesus should have ridden a dinosaur around
>> 2,000 years ago?
>>
>> Only fundamentalists who insist that the earth is only something like
>> 6,000 years old claim that known dinosaurs, or even whatever the bones
>> said to be from dinosaurs "actually" came from, existed more recently than
>> 63-65 million years ago!
>>
>> - Don Klipstein (d...@misty.com)
>
>Christians never ask questions: They just follow. They love dinosaurs;
>they love Jesus; they love money.
How about Christians who have good liking to what Jesus favored,
including lesser of love for money? How about Christians who give great
weight to dinosaurs being *at least essentially* extincted by a
cataclysmic event that they trust scientists to have occurred a goodly
63 to likely 65 million years ago, and who trust scientists who have
determined that Planet Earth formed around or somwewhat over 4 billion
years ago and that the Sun formed around 4.5 bilion years ago?
(To those in UK - where I say "billion" I mean multiplied by 1E+09,
as in how I have heard somewhat "thousand million". I have heard a bit
that in UK billion is square of milion as opposed to "thousand-million".)
- Don Klipstein (don@misty.com)
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Wed, Apr 14 2010 11:05 pm
From: "TibetanMonkey, Originator of the Banana Kung-Fu"
On Apr 14, 10:59 pm, d...@manx.misty.com (Don Klipstein) wrote:
> In <0389816f-99fd-4d42-9e7a-90f50a8a7...@30g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>,
> TibetanMonkey, Originator of the Banana Kung-Fu wrote:
>
>
>
> >On Apr 13, 10:18 pm, d...@manx.misty.com (Don Klipstein) wrote:
> >> In <d5a655ce-461b-4392-9bac-b04a346d6...@u34g2000yqu.googlegroups.com>,
> >> TibetanMonkey, Originator of the Banana Kung-Fu wrote:
>
> >> >I must confess that Jesus riding a British classic bicycle would have
> >> >commanded my respect, but him riding an ass!?
>
> >> >On Apr 12, 10:22 pm, kenny <kmacad...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> hey i'm new to the group and as i browsed through the recent
> >> >> discussions i thought i'd top this one off with a funny picture from
> >> >> a kid's christian coloring book....
>
> >> >>http://bobhockey.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/jesus_riding_dinosaur1.jpg
>
> >> >Jesus! He sure would have impressed more people by riding a dinosaur
> >> >than by riding an ass.
>
> >> >And then what was the point of him riding an ass, looking like an ass?
>
> >> >You know what I think? THEY ARE COMPULSIVE LIARS!
>
> >> What makes one think that Jesus should have ridden a dinosaur around
> >> 2,000 years ago?
>
> >> Only fundamentalists who insist that the earth is only something like
> >> 6,000 years old claim that known dinosaurs, or even whatever the bones
> >> said to be from dinosaurs "actually" came from, existed more recently than
> >> 63-65 million years ago!
>
> >> - Don Klipstein (d...@misty.com)
>
> >Christians never ask questions: They just follow. They love dinosaurs;
> >they love Jesus; they love money.
>
> How about Christians who have good liking to what Jesus favored,
> including lesser of love for money? How about Christians who give great
> weight to dinosaurs being *at least essentially* extincted by a
> cataclysmic event that they trust scientists to have occurred a goodly
> 63 to likely 65 million years ago, and who trust scientists who have
> determined that Planet Earth formed around or somwewhat over 4 billion
> years ago and that the Sun formed around 4.5 bilion years ago?
>
> (To those in UK - where I say "billion" I mean multiplied by 1E+09,
> as in how I have heard somewhat "thousand million". I have heard a bit
> that in UK billion is square of milion as opposed to "thousand-million".)
>
> - Don Klipstein (d...@misty.com)
If you didn't vote for Bush and Blair, then you are OK. And if you
ride a bike, then you get a round trip ticket to heaven. ;)
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TOPIC: Do you know what would happen if you gave a bunch of bananas to a bunch
of monkeys?
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.consumers.frugal-living/t/05565b0b8312402c?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, Apr 14 2010 11:06 pm
From: "TibetanMonkey, Originator of the Banana Kung-Fu"
No, I don't know either, but we can make some educated guesses by
looking at their closest cousins --us.
What will happen is that some monkeys will try to eat more bananas --
the lion's share-- while others go hungry. Some call it "human
nature," but I bet monkeys act like that too.
So, say we have 10 bananas for 10 monkeys. Someone will eat 4, another
2, and so on. If they eat 1 banana each, they would be socialist. But
if they don't, they would be Republican.
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THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
"Monkeys and humans are such funny animals"
http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
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