Thursday, August 18, 2016

Digest for misc.consumers.frugal-living@googlegroups.com - 13 updates in 2 topics

Beaver_Fever@live.com: Aug 18 12:20AM -0700

> Because fuck work. Fuck that shit.
 
> 22 years of my life wasted.
 
> Glad I finally got the guts to walk away.
 
15 years ago this would have had 100 replies by now. Minimum.
Dennis <dgw80@hotmail.com>: Aug 18 08:18AM -0700


>> > Glad I finally got the guts to walk away.
 
>> What will you be doing in place of work?
 
>Identify and exploit price disparities.
 
So, basically, Buy Low and Sell High?
Radical idea! What could possibly go wrong?
 
Dennis (evil)
--
"There is a fine line between participation and mockery" - Wally
Dennis <dgw80@hotmail.com>: Aug 18 08:19AM -0700


>> 22 years of my life wasted.
 
>> Glad I finally got the guts to walk away.
 
>15 years ago this would have had 100 replies by now. Minimum.
 
You used to have more entertaining whines.
 
Dennis (evil)
--
"There is a fine line between participation and mockery" - Wally
wilma6116@gmail.com: Aug 18 10:05AM -0700

> Because fuck work. Fuck that shit.
 
> 22 years of my life wasted.
 
> Glad I finally got the guts to walk away.
 
Are you going to pack all your belongings in a handkerchief and hang it from a stick that you carry over your shoulder? Do shoes even have soles that flap when you walk? Don't shave for a week and have a cigar butt stuck in your mouth and the look will be complete!
 
Come move to Portland. We have numerous hobo camps, many with views. Some gated. Make sure you have a back story that will inspire pity and social outrage, thereby ensuring churches and other do-gooders to supply you with food, clothing, medical, and a tent with sleeping bag. Never mind the neighbors who worked their entire lives for their homes, you have a right to shit in a garbage bag and store it wherever you want.
 
Good luck.
hchickpea@hotmail.com: Aug 18 12:06PM -0500


>>15 years ago this would have had 100 replies by now. Minimum.
 
>You used to have more entertaining whines.
 
>Dennis (evil)
 
Yeah, it is ALL your fault. Aren't you ashamed?
 
BTW, where did you get those guts? I understand you can get them cheap
overseas.
 
If, OTOH, you had said you got your shit together, I would have suspected you to
be running for election. There does seem to be an impressive collection of it
this year.
 
In any event, this, bud, is for you -
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TsRdkrxl4g
 
Complete with high class bed ticking background. Just put it on endless loop.
Dennis <dgw80@hotmail.com>: Aug 18 10:49AM -0700


>Yeah, it is ALL your fault. Aren't you ashamed?
 
>BTW, where did you get those guts? I understand you can get them cheap
>overseas.
 
I bet he's been trolling this website:
http://www.pennilessparenting.com/2012/12/eating-fish-scraps-and-fish-guts.html
Kudos on the frugal chops, Beav!
 
 
>In any event, this, bud, is for you -
 
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TsRdkrxl4g
 
>Complete with high class bed ticking background. Just put it on endless loop.
 
Doot-doot, doot-doot, doot doo-doo-doo-doot...
 
Dennis (evil)
--
"There is a fine line between participation and mockery" - Wally
hchickpea@hotmail.com: Aug 18 01:58PM -0500


>Are you going to pack all your belongings in a handkerchief and hang it from a stick that you carry over your shoulder? Do shoes even have soles that flap when you walk? Don't shave for a week and have a cigar butt stuck in your mouth and the look will be complete!
 
>Come move to Portland. We have numerous hobo camps, many with views. Some gated. Make sure you have a back story that will inspire pity and social outrage, thereby ensuring churches and other do-gooders to supply you with food, clothing, medical, and a tent with sleeping bag. Never mind the neighbors who worked their entire lives for their homes, you have a right to shit in a garbage bag and store it wherever you want.
 
>Good luck.
 
 
"you have a right to shit in a garbage bag and store it wherever you want."
 
Damned straight. I think it is one of those amendementals to the
constitutional. However, in Portland, you have to use the proper garbage bags
so the recylers won't get pissed off. They then have to race around finding the
proper recyclable bottle to piss in, before they can be properly pissed off. If
you first search the area where you will be shitting, and take away all those
bottles, you can then burst the bladders of dozens of recyclers by shitting in
the wrong bag, causing mayhem and great consternation over the fate of
indiginous mouse fleas in the area.
 
I am wondering how someone would work their entire life for a home, unless they
briefly lived in a casket?
hchickpea@hotmail.com: Aug 18 02:06PM -0500


>I bet he's been trolling this website:
>http://www.pennilessparenting.com/2012/12/eating-fish-scraps-and-fish-guts.html
>Kudos on the frugal chops, Beav!
 
From the site:
"Next was what I assume to be lungs. They might be liver though."
 
Uhhhhh. Fish. Lungs. Uhhhhh, o kay...
 
We need to suggest to this intrepid connesewer that chicken penis tastes
wonderful and he should ask for them at the processing plants.
 
 
 
>>Complete with high class bed ticking background. Just put it on endless loop.
 
>Doot-doot, doot-doot, doot doo-doo-doo-doot...
 
>Dennis (evil)
 
 
Now I'm going to have to go put on my red shirt and start strutting. Damn you,
boy wonder.
Beaver_Fever@live.com: Aug 18 12:40PM -0700

On Thursday, August 18, 2016 at 8:18:30 AM UTC-7, Dennis wrote:
 
> Dennis (evil)
> --
> "There is a fine line between participation and mockery" - Wally
 
It goes wrong all the time but lately I have been coming out ahead to the tune of a few thousand a week though it's going to slow down from November to February. I wish I figured this out years ago as it's getting harder.
 
My living expenses are $700 a month. Thanks in no small part to wonderful members of this group past and present.
Beaver_Fever@live.com: Aug 18 12:40PM -0700

On Thursday, August 18, 2016 at 8:19:11 AM UTC-7, Dennis wrote:
 
> Dennis (evil)
> --
> "There is a fine line between participation and mockery" - Wally
 
What would I have to whine about? Life is perfect.
Beaver_Fever@live.com: Aug 18 12:42PM -0700


> Are you going to pack all your belongings in a handkerchief and hang it from a stick that you carry over your shoulder? Do shoes even have soles that flap when you walk? Don't shave for a week and have a cigar butt stuck in your mouth and the look will be complete!
 
> Come move to Portland. We have numerous hobo camps, many with views. Some gated. Make sure you have a back story that will inspire pity and social outrage, thereby ensuring churches and other do-gooders to supply you with food, clothing, medical, and a tent with sleeping bag. Never mind the neighbors who worked their entire lives for their homes, you have a right to shit in a garbage bag and store it wherever you want.
 
> Good luck.
 
I am thinking of Iceland though I guess I will have to come back at some point.
Derald <derald@invalid.net>: Aug 18 11:54AM -0400


>So, basically, Buy Low and Sell High?
Yep: Gonna get rich peddling on ebay like everybody else is doing.
--
Derald
 
"...the only traits that are passed down in your family are perversity,
ego-centrism, laziness and sociopathic tendencies."
--Lynn Barton, Filedheacht Music School, East Bridgewater, MA 2016
Derald <derald@invalid.net>: Aug 18 03:34PM -0400


>BTW, where did you get those guts? I understand you can get them cheap
>overseas.
I'd really like to know how Beav' got them to walk away.
--
Derald
 
"...the only traits that are passed down in your family are perversity,
ego-centrism, laziness and sociopathic tendencies."
--Lynn Barton, Filedheacht Music School, East Bridgewater, MA 2016
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