Friday, December 29, 2017

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superfly@internet.none: Dec 29 09:48AM -0600

I had a whole pallet of Nutrisystem. It weighed 872 pounds. It fell off
the back of my pickup truck, somewhere on the highway. So I lost 872
pounds using Nutrisystem.
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Thursday, December 28, 2017

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dikkey@danet.xxx: Dec 27 10:19PM -0600


>> I used to use Parker pens but those have gone downhill.
 
>> Any recommendations?
 
>I use Bic Cristal pens. Inexpensive.
 
MY PEN IS HARD
 
MY PENIS HARD......
Bob F <bobnospam@gmail.com>: Dec 27 08:36PM -0800


>> I use Bic Cristal pens. Inexpensive.
 
> MY PEN IS HARD
 
> MY PENIS HARD......
 
sigh
hchickpea@hotmail.com: Dec 28 10:54AM -0600


>>sigh
 
>+1
 
>I'm afraid it really _is_ a sign of the times....
 
A case of the penis mightier than hi s word.
hchickpea@hotmail.com: Dec 28 07:09PM -0600


>hchickpea@hotmail.com wrote:
 
>>A case of the penis mightier than hi s word.
>OK, Harry. That got a groan.
 
 
Sometimes groans are entirely appropriate.
 
At least he doesn't have a mechanical pencil, where he needs to twist his shaft
with his fingers to discover that his point is protruding.
 
I've often thought the orignal phrase was a pun:
 
The pen is mightier than the sword
 
vs.
 
The penis: mightier than the sword
 
or
 
The penis: mightier than the word
 
(word meaning speech, or, if capitalized, the Bible)
 
It actually is a fairly decent pun if left alone. Sadly, a lot of guys like to
play with it.
Derald <derald@invalid.net>: Dec 28 07:32AM -0500


>sigh
 
+1
 
I'm afraid it really _is_ a sign of the times....
--
Derald
Derald <derald@invalid.net>: Dec 28 06:37PM -0500


>A case of the penis mightier than hi s word.
OK, Harry. That got a groan.
--
Derald
...the only traits that are passed down in your family
are perversity, ego-centrism, laziness and sociopathic tendencies.
--Lynn Barton, Filedheacht Music School, East Bridgewater, MA
July, 2016
ggggg9271@gmail.com: Dec 27 05:48PM -0800

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/should-you-pay-your-property-tax-before-the-gop-bill-kicks-in-heres-what-you-need-to-know
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Tuesday, December 26, 2017

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ggggg9271@gmail.com: Dec 25 11:58PM -0800

I used to use Parker pens but those have gone downhill.
 
Any recommendations?
KenK <invalid@invalid.com>: Dec 26 05:56PM

ggggg9271@gmail.com wrote in news:0465e59e-5aac-447c-b23c-
 
> I used to use Parker pens but those have gone downhill.
 
> Any recommendations?
 
I use Bic Cristal pens. Inexpensive.
 
--
I love a good meal! That's why I don't cook.
The Real Bev <bashley101@gmail.com>: Dec 26 11:35AM -0800

On 12/26/2017 09:56 AM, KenK wrote:
 
>> I used to use Parker pens but those have gone downhill.
 
>> Any recommendations?
 
> I use Bic Cristal pens. Inexpensive.
 
The Chinese ExpensiveFountainPen knockoffs are very nice BUT try and
find reasonably-priced fountain pen ink now!
 
Hint: the washable stuff is really thin and unpleasant. Be brave, go
permanent!
 
 
--
Cheers, Bev
"I just realized how bad the economy really is. I recently
bought a new toaster oven and as a complimentary gift,
I was given a bank." -- L. Legro
ggggg9271@gmail.com: Dec 26 09:03AM -0800

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/business/article/Power-prices-go-negative-in-Germany-a-positive-12454650.php
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Saturday, December 16, 2017

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Beaver_Fever@live.com: Dec 15 06:38PM -0800

On Friday, December 15, 2017 at 10:01:09 AM UTC-8, mymoneyhoney wrote:
 
> Just make sure you write it in pen and not pencil!!!!
 
> --
> mymoneyhoney
 
Sharpie, big writing on plain white paper.
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Friday, December 15, 2017

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mymoneyhoney <mymoneyhoney.1479c35b@bargainbanter.co.uk>: Dec 15 05:10PM +0100

ItsJoan NotJoann;717981 Wrote:
> Handwritten wills, also known as holographic wills, are legal and
> binding in many states. However, each state defines what is acceptable
> within its boundaries.
 
Just make sure you write it in pen and not pencil!!!!
 
 
 
 
--
mymoneyhoney
ggggg9271@gmail.com: Dec 14 06:10PM -0800

http://www.foxbusiness.com/features/2017/12/13/homeowners-insurance-may-cost-more-as-wildfires-and-hurricanes-take-toll.html
ggggg9271@gmail.com: Dec 14 06:06PM -0800

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/12/13/how-fed-interest-rate-hike-could-affect-your-wallet/945792001/
ggggg9271@gmail.com: Dec 14 06:05PM -0800

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/opinion-la/la-ol-disney-fox-cable-cord-cutting-20171214-story.html
ggggg9271@gmail.com: Dec 14 05:57PM -0800

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/talkingtech/2017/12/14/net-neutrality-rules-dead-my-internet-bills-go-up/952839001/
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Thursday, December 14, 2017

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gosler.terry@hotmail.com: Dec 14 09:15AM -0600

I saw on tv that a new year will be coming soon. What year will that be?
Does anyone know?
ItsJoan NotJoann <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Dec 14 10:39AM -0800


> I saw on tv that a new year will be coming soon. What year will that be?
> Does anyone know?
 
https://postimg.org/image/n5hfbx09d/
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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

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mymoneyhoney <mymoneyhoney.147774bb@bargainbanter.co.uk>: Dec 13 10:21PM +0100

Oh, no man! so shocking.
 
 
 
 
--
mymoneyhoney
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Wednesday, December 6, 2017

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Dennis <dgw80@hotmail.com>: Dec 06 10:06AM -0800

On Tue, 5 Dec 2017 15:10:44 -0800, The Real Bev <bashley101@gmail.com>
wrote:
 
>had algae growing on his fur. He didn't seem all that unhappy. I
>wonder why they don't migrate south. Too many hunters? Not enough
>seals? No snow to dig a cave in for hibernation?
 
Maybe it was the bars on his cage.
 
Dennis (evil)
--
"There is a fine line between participation and mockery" - Wally
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Tuesday, December 5, 2017

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Dennis <dgw80@hotmail.com>: Dec 05 12:51PM -0800

On Sat, 2 Dec 2017 09:51:19 -0800, The Real Bev <bashley101@gmail.com>
wrote:
 
 
> Do bears shit in the woods?
 
Not polar bears.
 
Dennis (evil)
--
"There is a fine line between participation and mockery" - Wally
The Real Bev <bashley101@gmail.com>: Dec 05 03:10PM -0800

On 12/05/2017 12:51 PM, Dennis wrote:
> wrote:
 
>> Do bears shit in the woods?
 
> Not polar bears.
 
They would if they could!
 
The one at the Los Angeles zoo a couple of decades ago was green -- he
had algae growing on his fur. He didn't seem all that unhappy. I
wonder why they don't migrate south. Too many hunters? Not enough
seals? No snow to dig a cave in for hibernation?
 
--
Cheers. Bev
It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament
to repeal Ohm's Law. They withdrew their efforts when they
met too much resistance.
ggggg9271@gmail.com: Dec 05 09:54AM -0800

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-mcdonalds-value-menu-20171204-story.html
hchickpea@hotmail.com: Dec 05 10:13AM -0600

On Mon, 4 Dec 2017 09:42:20 -0800 (PST), ItsJoan NotJoann
 
>> This message from the past brought to you by an idiot.
 
>Hmmmmmmm, Samson slew thousands with the jawbone of an ass and I don't
>think Satan was helping him in that endeavor.
 
 
Hmmmmmmm, Santa was?1?1? How kewl is that?! Who knew?
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Monday, December 4, 2017

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Christian@usenet.c0m: Dec 03 10:33PM -0600

Christmas is NOT about Jesus Christ or any holy figure. Christmas is
EVIL and it's the holiday for the devil Satan.
 
Look at the name "Santa". Now, move the letter"N" from the middle to the
end of the name, and you have the word SATAN.
 
SANTA = SATAN
 
This is not a jolly man in a red suit, this is the DEVIL encased in red
Flames from Hell.
 
This is NOT something you want your children associating with.
 
Don't lie to your children, or YOU are just doing what the devil wants.
Be honest and tell your children that Santa is evil and he is the Devil.
 
Above all, DO NOT celebrate this Devils Holiday. Refuse to participate
in every and all ways. Do not decorate a tree, do not send christmas
cards, do not give gifts, do not sing the songs of the holiday, and do
not allow this to be a special day. It's NOT a special day. It's only
special to those who worship Satan.
 
It's ok to visit your relatives and friends, as long as you tell them
what this holiday is all about. Instead of using the word "Christmas",
call it the "Winter Holiday" or Winter Solstice Holiday".
 
Happy Winter Solstice
The Real Bev <bashley101@gmail.com>: Dec 03 09:58PM -0800

On 12/03/2017 08:33 PM, Christian@usenet.c0m wrote:...
 
...
> what this holiday is all about. Instead of using the word "Christmas",
> call it the "Winter Holiday" or Winter Solstice Holiday".
 
> Happy Winter Solstice
 
Guess who got a lump of coal in HIS stocking!
 
--
Cheers, Bev
"The way England treats her prisoners, she doesn't
deserve to have any." --Oscar Wilde
ItsJoan NotJoann <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Dec 04 07:20AM -0800

On Sunday, December 3, 2017 at 11:58:20 PM UTC-6, The Real Bev wrote:
 
> Guess who got a lump of coal in HIS stocking!
 
> Cheers, Bev
 
He needs a lump on his head.
hchickpea@hotmail.com: Dec 04 10:21AM -0600

On Mon, 4 Dec 2017 07:20:31 -0800 (PST), ItsJoan NotJoann
 
>> Guess who got a lump of coal in HIS stocking!
 
>> Cheers, Bev
 
>He needs a lump on his head.
 
 
Did you just prove his point? Who would be more likely to wham a head with a
lump of coal; santa or satan? Could it be... oh, I don't know...
 
SATAN!!!
 
This message from the past brought to you by the church lady.
ItsJoan NotJoann <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net>: Dec 04 09:42AM -0800

> lump of coal; santa or satan? Could it be... oh, I don't know...
 
> SATAN!!!
 
> This message from the past brought to you by an idiot.
 
Hmmmmmmm, Samson slew thousands with the jawbone of an ass and I don't
think Satan was helping him in that endeavor.
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Sunday, December 3, 2017

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Derald <derald@invalid.net>: Dec 02 09:28PM -0500


> Is the Pope Catholic? Do bears shit in the woods?
> Did Rose Kennedy have a black dress?
Does a cat have an ass?
--
Derald
...the only traits that are passed down in your family
are perversity, ego-centrism, laziness and sociopathic tendencies.
--Lynn Barton, Filedheacht Music School, East Bridgewater, MA
July, 2016
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Saturday, December 2, 2017