Thursday, March 23, 2017

Digest for misc.consumers.frugal-living@googlegroups.com - 2 updates in 2 topics

Fazal Ahmed <fazal.ahmed2007@gmail.com>: Mar 23 03:41AM -0700

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greg.peterson@colonialpenn.com: Mar 22 11:28PM -0500

On Tue, 28 Feb 2017 15:25:50 -0500, Susan Bugher <sebugher@yahoo.com>
wrote:
 
>debris falls out that may cure the problem. (Vacuuming keyboards
>sometimes helps too.)
 
>Susan
 
I wish I couold find the picture I took of a keyboard that kept having
keys stick. I cleaned it, and within a few days it would stick again.
Thats when I took it outside, set it on a post, tied it to the post with
bailing twine. Then I loaded my 22 Rifle, and shot that goddamn keyboard
at least 10 times. Thats when I took pictures of the remains of that
keyboard. I knew that no key would ever stick again, because every key
was blown off, and the cord was hanging from a shattered case and pieces
of circuit board.
 
I have to admit, it felt good blasting that fucker after it had pissed
me off for weeks. The local Walmart had a new keyboard and for about $15
I was back online without fighting with that piece of shit keyboard.
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